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Nymphet Alumni

A podcast about culture and fashion brought to you by three opportunistic one-time nymphets. Find exclusive episodes and more on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nymphetalumni Find them on Instagram: Alexi @alexineutron Biz @markfisherquotes Sam @bloodgobbler

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Recent Episodes of Nymphet Alumni


Ep. 85: Study Break – Wellness Checks and Eulogies [TEASER]

Ep. 85: Study Break – Wellness Checks and Eulogies [TEASER]

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON***

In the sophomore edition of our Study Break series, we check in on a few of our cultural prophesies: on the Silly Boy front, we analyze the rise of LEGO-man rap sensation Ian, and on the Alt-Print front, we assess the threat of Katy Perry's new Bushwickified era. We also announce Shiloh Jolie as our nepo baby top draft pick in light of her recent Afrobeat activities, discuss the Frutiger Aero undertones of J. Cole's "Grippy," mourn the disillusion of much-loved brands including Dion Lee, Mara Hoffman, and The Vampire's Wife.

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Episode 85 11 June 2024 15m and 18s


Ep. 84: Manifesting Media for Montez Press Radio [TEASER]

Ep. 84: Manifesting Media for Montez Press Radio [TEASER]

**FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON**
In this very special episode of Nymphet Alumni, we discuss the media of manifesting, past and present. We talk digital dreams, grindset gurus, algorithmic wizardry, and so much more!

Part of Lip Sync, a series programmed by Olivia Kan-Sperling that engages forms of speech and writing that invite us to merge seamlessly and intimately with language: where words are full of presence, and work just like magic.

Originally Broadcasted on Montez Press Radio  on May 22, 2023

Links:

Hippie Teens on TikTok

Baby Storme on T...

Episode 84 4 June 2024 17m and 58s


Ep. 83: Eau de Nymphette

Ep. 83: Eau de Nymphette

In this week's episode, we dive into the magical world of fragrance and its various online factions, from Fragrantica-posting girlbloggers to the designer cologne peddlers of the Manosphere. We discuss celebrity perfumes (including Bella Hadid's mystifying new alchemical elixir, Orebella), historical fragrance zeitgeists, the spectrum of accords from fantastical to hyperrealistic, the looming threat of edgelord aromatic stink bombs, perfume's associations with youth, sexuality, temporality, and language, and more. 

Links:
Orebella by Bella Hadid
Gen Z Wants to Smell Rich. It's Driving Luxury Fragrance Sales – Bloomberg
Fantasy by Britney Spears Commercial
Are We in...

Episode 83 29 May 2024 1h, 17m and 35s


Ep. 82: Study Break – Mother Toilet Plumbing Department

Ep. 82: Study Break – Mother Toilet Plumbing Department

This week, we're excited to announce our new episode format, STUDY BREAK, in which we take a hiatus from our usual fact-finding and forecasting to discuss trending topics and events in our orbit (many requested by you, our listeners!). In the inaugural episode of this series, we discuss the miscellany of this year's Met Gala, The Hunger Games saga as perma-reference, the slay mama brainrot of Charli XCX's "360," the spectrum of psychosexuality from YZY Porn to Challengers, blokette Vogue employees, BBL Drizzy, and much, much more.

Links:
Met Gala Eat the Rich content
Blokette Vogue e...

Episode 82 19 May 2024 1h, 14m and 30s


Ep. 81: The Club [TEASER]

Ep. 81: The Club [TEASER]

Full episode available on Patreon

Episode 81 25 April 2024 30m and 43s


Ep. 80: The DRKSHDW Desert w/ Rian Phin

Ep. 80: The DRKSHDW Desert w/ Rian Phin

In this episode, the hosts are joined by our favorite fashion theorist and Rick Owens collector, Rian Phin, to analyze the recent rise of post-apocalyptic desert drip, inspired by the release of Dune 2. We discuss the different factions of Rick Owens wearers, the influence of Middle Eastern fashion, climate absurdism, exoskeletons, and hero worship in uncertain times. With the insight of our honored guest, we speculate on the battle for fashion futurism and the legacy of the Rick Owens house.

Links:
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Interview with Dune costume designer Jacqueline West — Vogue
Luca Maxim worldbuilding wik...

Episode 80 17 April 2024 1h, 13m and 7s


Ep. 79: Loner Girl

Ep. 79: Loner Girl

In this episode, we reflect on what we call the Loner Girl aesthetic, an eccentric style epitomized by the vulnerable yet spunky YA protagonistas of decades past, best accessorized with a messenger bag, sneaker flats, and a starry-eyed disposition. We reinvigorate the teen traumacore literary canon, including the works of John Green and Ellen Hopkins, and discuss its associated social phenomena, mental health themes, and expression through personal style. We also take stock of Manic Pixie Dream Girl discourse and discuss early-career Marc Jacobs, "Banal Eccentricity" at Prada, the forgotten appeal of eggplant purple, and our own personal thirteenth...

Episode 79 9 April 2024 1h, 12m and 10s


Ep. 78: The Alt-Print [TEASER]

Ep. 78: The Alt-Print [TEASER]

Full Episode Available on Patreon

Episode 78 26 March 2024 26m and 36s


Ep. 77: Sephora Dysmorphia w/ Jessica DeFino

Ep. 77: Sephora Dysmorphia w/ Jessica DeFino

In this episode, we conduct a meeting of the minds with brilliant wordsmith and beauty industry critic Jessica Defino. Together with Jessica, we embark on an impossible journey of cosmetic ethical dilemmas, unpacking the undulating discourses of makeup and skincare. Tune in as we ask questions that keep us up at night: are Sephora Tweens canaries in the coal mine of disintegrating self-esteem? Can the age of the multi-hyphenate sustain the explosion of celebrity beauty brands? Is self-actualization possible in a minefield of appearance optimization? Why is there such a thing as baby skincare? 


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Episode 77 19 March 2024 1h, 58s


Ep. 76: Get Silly

Ep. 76: Get Silly

This week, we address the critical levels of silliness we've detected in today's culture, from the debut of Drake's adorable alter ego Anita Max Wynn to the rise of cute-forward hypewear. We theorize as to why silly ass white boys are suddenly doing dances in crews, rediscover the influence of mid-2000s ringtone rap, and canonize a new generation of digital Merry Pranksters, including Joeyy, the Laundry Day boys, Sexyy Red, and others.

Links:
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The birth of Anita Max Wynn
EvanDaGreat, Maxevasi0n, Laundry Day
JerseyyJoe, Hugo Hilaire, That's My Dawg<...

Episode 76 11 March 2024 1h, 15m and 56s

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